It's Halloween and everyone's out trick-or-treating. A bartender is working the late-night shift at the bar. He looks outside and sees everyone in crazy costumes. He sighs and picks up a glass and starts cleaning it.
At around midnight, a guy in a vampire costume walks in and sits at the bar. He says to the bartender "Hi. I'm a vampire and I'd like a cup of human blood please."
The bartender looks at him skeptically. "No you're not. You're just wearing a costume."
"No, no, really," he insists. "I'm a vampire and I'd like a cup of human blood please."
"Alright," the bartender says. He goes in the back and comes out with a cup of blood. He gives it to the vampire who drinks it right away.
"Thanks," he says, and leaves.
An hour later another vampire comes in and sits at the bar. He says "Hi, I'm a vampire and I'd like a cup of human blood please."
"Okay," the bartender says and goes in the back again. He comes out with another cup of blood. He gives it to the vampire who drinks it and leaves with a 'thanks'.
An hour later a third vampire comes in and sits at the bar. "Hi," he says to to the bartender. "I'm a vam..."
"I know, I know," the bartender interrupts. "You're a vampire and you want a cup of blood right?"
"Um, no," the vampire answers. "I AM a vampire, but I'd just like a glass of hot water please."
"Sure" the bartender says. He pours him a glass of hot water. As he gives it to the vampire he says "You know, there were two vampires that came in before you that wanted blood. How come you're just asking for water?"
Without answering the vampire reaches into his pocket and pulls out a used band-aid.
Amos's trademark acoustic piano-based sound is largely replaced with arrangements that include elements of electronica, dance music, vocal washes and sonic landscapes. The underlying themes of both albums deal with womanhood, and Amos's own miscarriages and marriage. digital faxes
Not long after Amos was ensconced with her new label, she received unsettling news when Polly Anthony resigned as president of Epic Records in 2003. Anthony had been one of the primary reasons Amos signed with the label and as a result of her resignation, Amos formed the Bridge Entertainment Group, a company devoted to helping musicians in various ways during a time when the music industry is changing.[citation needed] Further trouble for Amos occurred the following year when her label, Epic/Sony Music Entertainment, merged with BMG Entertainment as a result of the industry's decline.[20] Amos would later hint in interviews that during the creation of her next album, those in charge at the label following the aforementioned merger were interested "only in making money", the effects of which on the album have not been disclosed. digital fax machine
Your massive old school fans are YOUR AGE (maybe older...). I can't freakin see and the lyrics on AGP are TEENCY TINY! Not cool. Can you put them up on the web site? Love you to tears (real tears....). Can't help it in the presence of an angel. THANK YOU! but help me see better...........
First what happened to the forum I can't find the button?
I just wanted to say thank you for taking the time to play some of your songs on Livestream through Facebook, it was surreal and your voice was beautiful as you seemed inside and out. ( loved the shoes) I wanted to ask you so many questions, but as you noticed so did thousands of other people. Also realized I still cry when I hear you sing Girl, so glad you picked that to be on your set list.
Oh and thanks for making a Holiday CD! finally one that doesn't suck!! I don't feel like I'm listening to Holiday music, just some music that makes me feel good. Especially loving Snow Angel and A Silent Night with You, as the years go by I'm sure others will become my favorites.
PS can't wait for your lip gloss to come out! I'm a lip gloss girl.
PSS for people who are afraid to use facebook because of stalkers, just use a fake name I do, it's Marie Rose, and you can't find me by looking for me unless you look through Tori's Facebook page, because I'm a fan. I knew it would come to good use because if I hadn't joined facebook then I wouldn't have been able to watch Tori perform live yesterday.
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I love Tori's music because it is so unique and it's literally impossible to put into a music genre. She has helped me through many a rough times in my life and I love her new facebook!!replica watch
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Hello! My name is Bri and I have been a Toriphile for about 12 years now. I think she is a musical genius and her music is seriously magickal. I love Tori's music because it is so unique and it's literally impossible to put into a music genre. She has helped me through many a rough times in my life and I love her new facebook! I'm not into that sort of thing, but I think I will get a facebook account. I broke down and created a myspace one (talfar for anyone that's interested) so we'll see how hopefully uncomplicated it is for a face book. Just thought I would gush a little bit 'cuz she's the best. I've never met her but I feel like we're friends anyway. Blessed Be and Namaste.
Hey Tori, Your performance at the Wells Fargo Theatre blew my mind. It was my first show but you have been sharing your girls with me since I was 11 or 12. I don't live in Taos anymore thank god, but I want you to know that everything I have have heard you say about Taos is so accurate. Simply put, I relate. Blessed Be Always.
Your massive old school fans are YOUR AGE (maybe older...). I can't freakin see and the lyrics on AGP are TEENCY TINY! Not cool. Can you put them up on the web site? Love you to tears (real tears....). Can't help it in the presence of an angel. THANK YOU! but help me see better...........
Ciao, Shannon
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Vampires in a Bar
It's Halloween and everyone's out trick-or-treating. A bartender is working the late-night shift at the bar. He looks outside and sees everyone in crazy costumes. He sighs and picks up a glass and starts cleaning it.
At around midnight, a guy in a vampire costume walks in and sits at the bar. He says to the bartender "Hi. I'm a vampire and I'd like a cup of human blood please."
The bartender looks at him skeptically. "No you're not. You're just wearing a costume."
"No, no, really," he insists. "I'm a vampire and I'd like a cup of human blood please."
"Alright," the bartender says. He goes in the back and comes out with a cup of blood. He gives it to the vampire who drinks it right away.
"Thanks," he says, and leaves.
An hour later another vampire comes in and sits at the bar. He says "Hi, I'm a vampire and I'd like a cup of human blood please."
"Okay," the bartender says and goes in the back again. He comes out with another cup of blood. He gives it to the vampire who drinks it and leaves with a 'thanks'.
An hour later a third vampire comes in and sits at the bar. "Hi," he says to to the bartender. "I'm a vam..."
"I know, I know," the bartender interrupts. "You're a vampire and you want a cup of blood right?"
"Um, no," the vampire answers. "I AM a vampire, but I'd just like a glass of hot water please."
"Sure" the bartender says. He pours him a glass of hot water. As he gives it to the vampire he says "You know, there were two vampires that came in before you that wanted blood. How come you're just asking for water?"
Without answering the vampire reaches into his pocket and pulls out a used band-aid.
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Amos's trademark acoustic piano-based sound is largely replaced with arrangements that include elements of electronica, dance music, vocal washes and sonic landscapes. The underlying themes of both albums deal with womanhood, and Amos's own miscarriages and marriage.
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Not long after Amos was ensconced with her new label, she received unsettling news when Polly Anthony resigned as president of Epic Records in 2003. Anthony had been one of the primary reasons Amos signed with the label and as a result of her resignation, Amos formed the Bridge Entertainment Group, a company devoted to helping musicians in various ways during a time when the music industry is changing.[citation needed] Further trouble for Amos occurred the following year when her label, Epic/Sony Music Entertainment, merged with BMG Entertainment as a result of the industry's decline.[20] Amos would later hint in interviews that during the creation of her next album, those in charge at the label following the aforementioned merger were interested "only in making money", the effects of which on the album have not been disclosed.
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First what happened to the forum I can't find the button?
I just wanted to say thank you for taking the time to play some of your songs on Livestream through Facebook, it was surreal and your voice was beautiful as you seemed inside and out. ( loved the shoes) I wanted to ask you so many questions, but as you noticed so did thousands of other people. Also realized I still cry when I hear you sing Girl, so glad you picked that to be on your set list.
Oh and thanks for making a Holiday CD! finally one that doesn't suck!! I don't feel like I'm listening to Holiday music, just some music that makes me feel good. Especially loving Snow Angel and A Silent Night with You, as the years go by I'm sure others will become my favorites.
PS can't wait for your lip gloss to come out! I'm a lip gloss girl.
PSS for people who are afraid to use facebook because of stalkers, just use a fake name I do, it's Marie Rose, and you can't find me by looking for me unless you look through Tori's Facebook page, because I'm a fan. I knew it would come to good use because if I hadn't joined facebook then I wouldn't have been able to watch Tori perform live yesterday.
--
She had a January world
So many storms not right somehow
How a lion becomes a mouse
By the woods, by the woods, by the woods
Tori Amos
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I love Tori's music because it is so unique and it's literally impossible to put into a music genre. She has helped me through many a rough times in my life and I love her new facebook!!replica watch
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Cool looking facebook page, I don't have facebook, I'm afraid of all the stalkers on there!
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Hello! My name is Bri and I have been a Toriphile for about 12 years now. I think she is a musical genius and her music is seriously magickal. I love Tori's music because it is so unique and it's literally impossible to put into a music genre. She has helped me through many a rough times in my life and I love her new facebook! I'm not into that sort of thing, but I think I will get a facebook account. I broke down and created a myspace one (talfar for anyone that's interested) so we'll see how hopefully uncomplicated it is for a face book. Just thought I would gush a little bit 'cuz she's the best. I've never met her but I feel like we're friends anyway. Blessed Be and Namaste.
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Hey Tori, Your performance at the Wells Fargo Theatre blew my mind. It was my first show but you have been sharing your girls with me since I was 11 or 12. I don't live in Taos anymore thank god, but I want you to know that everything I have have heard you say about Taos is so accurate. Simply put, I relate. Blessed Be Always.
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Hey Tori!!! (i hope)
Your massive old school fans are YOUR AGE (maybe older...). I can't freakin see and the lyrics on AGP are TEENCY TINY! Not cool. Can you put them up on the web site? Love you to tears (real tears....). Can't help it in the presence of an angel. THANK YOU! but help me see better...........
Ciao, Shannon
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i may even sign up for facebook again
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Is your place in heaven worth giving up these kisses?